I have a weird relationship with spiders. I actually like them but they scare the shit out of me. I was sitting on the settee the other day and a friend pointed at me. I looked down and there was a spider running across my top. I jumped up screaming and brushing myself down vigorously. Poor spider was probably more scared than I was. After all, size wise, they are tiny compared to humans.
I won't deliberately harm a spider. I feel horrified if I accidentally hoover one up. I can't imagine a worse death that suffocating in a bag of human skill cells and other debris.
Since moving to Somerset I have never seen so many spiders. In every corner of every room there is a spiders web. I could clean them away but what if its a spiders home? Imagine coming home from work to find your house reduced to a pile of rubble.
There is a spiders web currently above my bed and a week ago there was 3 spiders inhabiting it. I had this image of them abseiling down in the night and entering my nose, mouth or ears. Who knows what spiders get up to at night. They could be playing twister on your forehead. Ha, that's one game you wouldn't want to play with a spider.
I won't deliberately harm a spider. I feel horrified if I accidentally hoover one up. I can't imagine a worse death that suffocating in a bag of human skill cells and other debris.
Since moving to Somerset I have never seen so many spiders. In every corner of every room there is a spiders web. I could clean them away but what if its a spiders home? Imagine coming home from work to find your house reduced to a pile of rubble.
There is a spiders web currently above my bed and a week ago there was 3 spiders inhabiting it. I had this image of them abseiling down in the night and entering my nose, mouth or ears. Who knows what spiders get up to at night. They could be playing twister on your forehead. Ha, that's one game you wouldn't want to play with a spider.
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